imma

SCENE 7

Setting: a verra nice English afternoon, the sun is shining and the company is in a chipper mood.

( Why is the company chipper? Are they having tea soon...it's about bloody time if you ask me!! )

Scene 5

Setting: A small village in the middle of nowhere. A group of Hufflepuffs, clad in monk-robes are walking single-file, chanting and hitting themselves stupid (well, they would be hitting themselves stupid if they weren’t already slightly intellectually challenged – oh well). The group of Hufflepuffs cross before a large gallow, were a female Knight is standing (also called Hermione), clad in a verra nice robe, all blue and white, and with those pretty small stitchings round the edge, just slightly bringing out the *SLAP* … owww. There you go again, being all domineering and mean. *pout*

( Are Hufflepuffs really THAT stupid?? Or is it just a ruse to fool us? )

SCENE 3

The setting is a large green field just below an old castle, people are wandering around, looking for food, especially cupcakes, and those nice pumpkin tarts, and ohh..the chocolate frogs are really neat, and the...

( click here to see what happens )

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, will never own anything and have never owned anything. This is purely for fun, no money is gained and the following characters and ideas belong to respectively Monty Python and J.K.Rowling. I only have my dreams and my filthy imagination.


HARRY POTTER AND THE HOLY WAND
*Harri Petter ik den Hølie Wanton*

Music( Orchestral Score: Dramatic)

WARNING!!!!!!: YOU MUST KNOW MONTY PYTHON’S “QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL”
AND YOU MUST HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE. DO NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT CONSUME ANY BEVERAGES OR FOODSTUFFS THAT CAN BE HARMFUL TO YOUR COMPUTER, KEYBOARD OR SCREEN, AS THE SPEW FACTOR MUST BE ASSUMED TO BE STAGGERING (I hope)

( Read on to experience Spew-factor close up )

Author: imma
Title: Countdown
Pairing: Lucius/Severus
Rating: Adult
Warnings: None
Wordcount: Approx. 2.700
Summary: Keeping the right count can be difficult under certain circumstances.
A/N: In response to the fifth challenge in sl_duel. Thanks to tarotgoddess108, ldybastet and lysa1 for their continued belief in my capabilities. If you liked this, I suggest you go take a look at sl_duel! It's awesome :D

( Countdown )

Author:

imma
Team: Lucius' Muggles
Title: The Scent of Love
Pairing: Lucius/Severus implied
Disclaimer: The characters and universe portrayed here are the sole intellectual and financial property of J.K.Rowling and no copyright infringement is intended. No money is made from this.
Rating/warnings: PG-13
Summary: Severus finally finds the scent he's always longed for.
A/N: This is an entry into first challenge of the Lucius/Severus Duel: A memorable ode to the former Potions Master's organ (nose). I know the approach is somewhat ... alternative and I normally don't even like the structure of these kinds of things. But it just wouldn't let go of me and demanded to be done. As I said to ldybastet, you might call it a visual modernistic poem where the shape corresponds with the content, and absolutely nothing rhymes *g*. Thank you to tarotgoddess108  for beta.
 

 

( The Scent of Love )

Written for the Lucius/Severus Romance Fest in severus_lucius on LJ.

Title: A rose by another name.
Author: tinamuggi
Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Rating: PG-13 (or maybe even just PG – oh my)
Warnings: Angst, pretend death, romance
Disclaimer: The characters depicted in this story are the intellectual and copyrighted property of J.K.Rowling. No financial nor intellectual infringement is intended.
Summary: A tale of starstruck lovers, caught betwixt two feuding families, and their struggle for love and freedom (Romeo and Juliet - Revisited)
A/N: Written for the Lucius/Severus Romance Fest April 2007. Thanks go to my friend and Uni fellow student Lisa for initial Beta. (I think I might have turned her to the Dark Side :D) All the mistakes are mine. Severus is 16 and is starting his 6th year after the summer at Hogwarts. Lucius is 17 and starting his 7th year after the summer at Durmstrang, so I've manipulated and falsified and canon-raped their ages and Lucius' school records in order to make this fit the premise of Romeo and Julio Juliet. Spank me, I've been bad.

( A Rose By Another Name - Chapters 1 to 4 )

I only have two words

Sinus infection

Challenge from lurvesnape
( Snape's Father/Snape - Happy Holidays, you bastard. - Wordcount:150 - rating:NC-17 - Warnings: Blood and character death )

Challenge from ringspells
( Harry/Remus - Would you go to bed with me - wordcount:160 - rating: pg13/R - warnings: None )