Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 9
Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:08![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
immaSCENE 9
Setting: Arthur, the Historian, is readying himself for the next take, strolling around old ruins and comes to a stop before the camera.
[clack]
VOICE: Picture for “Hogwarts, A Modern History”, take eight.
IMMA: Action!
HISTORIAN: Defeat at the Beauxbatton castle seems to have utterly disheartened King Harry. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise, and Harry became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Wand were to be brought to a successful conclusion. Harry, having consulted his closest knights and wizards, decided that they should separate and search for the Wand individually.
[swuuuush – A Death Eater enters the scene, flying his broom, a Nimbus 2001 – professional edition, also used by the Rumanian National Quidditch team – very nice and smooth finish, charmed to repel sweat and grime, never in need of po… *swat – the narrator is hexed into a newt, but gets better*…no need to get nasty!* The narrator continues* The Death Eater is aiming his wand at the historian]
Now, this is what they did: Percy--
DEATH EATER: ENGOOOOOOORGIIOOOOO!
[Zap and splat – The Historian’s head is hit by a vicious engorgement charm, swells to enormous proportions and explodes, spattering the surrounding with gore, and bonepieces and that grey goo, formely known as brain, and blood and… (A/N: Ewwwwwwwwwww… ) ]
HISTORIAN'S WIFE: Arthur!
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Was all that violence really necessary? I must say, it was rather disconcerting and repulsive. I don't think the cencors will let that one pass.
OH YES - I really think it was necessary, although, it was rather gory, don't you think. All that loving detail and explicit descriptions. Sometimes you just have to know, you know!
And Ooooooo...., nothing like watching a Death Eater having a field-day - hehe. I wonder if Lucius had anything to do with it...or Macnair...or Avery...hmmm...
Setting: Arthur, the Historian, is readying himself for the next take, strolling around old ruins and comes to a stop before the camera.
[clack]
VOICE: Picture for “Hogwarts, A Modern History”, take eight.
IMMA: Action!
HISTORIAN: Defeat at the Beauxbatton castle seems to have utterly disheartened King Harry. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise, and Harry became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Wand were to be brought to a successful conclusion. Harry, having consulted his closest knights and wizards, decided that they should separate and search for the Wand individually.
[swuuuush – A Death Eater enters the scene, flying his broom, a Nimbus 2001 – professional edition, also used by the Rumanian National Quidditch team – very nice and smooth finish, charmed to repel sweat and grime, never in need of po… *swat – the narrator is hexed into a newt, but gets better*…no need to get nasty!* The narrator continues* The Death Eater is aiming his wand at the historian]
Now, this is what they did: Percy--
DEATH EATER: ENGOOOOOOORGIIOOOOO!
[Zap and splat – The Historian’s head is hit by a vicious engorgement charm, swells to enormous proportions and explodes, spattering the surrounding with gore, and bonepieces and that grey goo, formely known as brain, and blood and… (A/N: Ewwwwwwwwwww… ) ]
HISTORIAN'S WIFE: Arthur!
***************************
Was all that violence really necessary? I must say, it was rather disconcerting and repulsive. I don't think the cencors will let that one pass.
OH YES - I really think it was necessary, although, it was rather gory, don't you think. All that loving detail and explicit descriptions. Sometimes you just have to know, you know!
And Ooooooo...., nothing like watching a Death Eater having a field-day - hehe. I wonder if Lucius had anything to do with it...or Macnair...or Avery...hmmm...
