Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 15 and 16

( Here we go again - scenes 15 and 16 of Harry Potter and the Quest for the Holy Wand. )

Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 12-14

This is an ex-parrot...
( Now to something completely different......A Larch...A Larch... )

Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 11

Cartoon

CARTOON HUFFLEPUFFS: [chanting and walking in single-file] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
CARTOON HUFFLEPUFF: Heh heh heeh ooh...
[twang – A hufflepuff walks onto a plank over a lake ]
CARTOON HUFFLEPUFFS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine,...
CARTOON HUFFLEPUFF: Wayy!
[splash - the Hufflepuff just jumped on the plank and disappeared into the deep waters]
Ho ho. Woa, wayy!
[twang - another Hufflepuff]
[splash]
Heh heh heh heh ho! Heh heh heh!
CARTOON HUFFLEPUFFS: [chanting] ...dona eis requiem.
CARTOON HUFFLEPUFF: Wayy!
[twang - yet another is lost to the Giant Squid]
Wayy!
[twang - and another (are they bloody daft???)]
VOICE: [whispering] Forgive me, for I have sinned.
CARTOON CHARACTER: Oh! Oooo.

( Do )

Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 10

SCENE 10

Setting: Sir Ronald and his Minstrels enter a nice and green forest. The minstrels are very nice, playing and singing of their Master's bravery and...errr...entrails?

( Entrails....ehmmm...are you serious...entrails? ICK! )

Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 9

SCENE 9

Setting: Arthur, the Historian, is readying himself for the next take, strolling around old ruins and comes to a stop before the camera.

( What movie are they making...already being in a movie and all? )

Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 7 and 8

SCENE 7

Setting: a verra nice English afternoon, the sun is shining and the company is in a chipper mood.

( Why is the company chipper? Are they having tea soon...it's about bloody time if you ask me!! )

Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 6

SCENE 6

Setting: A large green field in front of the magnificent Hogwarts Castle. The lake is quiet, since the giant squid was invited to his cousins wedding in Loch Ness. The sun is shining and the sky is blue.

( How the hell did the squid go to Loch Ness?? And is the sky really blue? )

Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 5

Scene 5

Setting: A small village in the middle of nowhere. A group of Hufflepuffs, clad in monk-robes are walking single-file, chanting and hitting themselves stupid (well, they would be hitting themselves stupid if they weren’t already slightly intellectually challenged – oh well). The group of Hufflepuffs cross before a large gallow, were a female Knight is standing (also called Hermione), clad in a verra nice robe, all blue and white, and with those pretty small stitchings round the edge, just slightly bringing out the *SLAP* … owww. There you go again, being all domineering and mean. *pout*

( Are Hufflepuffs really THAT stupid?? Or is it just a ruse to fool us? )

Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 4

SCENE 4

Setting: King Harry and his trusted servant Seamus 'ride' up to a clearing and hear wild hexing and cursing, bangs and screetches fill the air. They look upon the enfolding wizard fight with appreciation of the skills exhibited.
( Who are fighting? And why??? Is there a meaning to life?? Will we ever...*explosion* )

Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 3

SCENE 3

The setting is a large green field just below an old castle, people are wandering around, looking for food, especially cupcakes, and those nice pumpkin tarts, and ohh..the chocolate frogs are really neat, and the...

( click here to see what happens )

Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 2

SCENE 2

The setting is a very derelict village, villagers clawing around in the mud, eating it and generally dying...

( And where did the dead go...? )

Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 1

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, will never own anything and have never owned anything. This is purely for fun, no money is gained and the following characters and ideas belong to respectively Monty Python and J.K.Rowling. I only have my dreams and my filthy imagination.


HARRY POTTER AND THE HOLY WAND
*Harri Petter ik den Hølie Wanton*

Music( Orchestral Score: Dramatic)

WARNING!!!!!!: YOU MUST KNOW MONTY PYTHON’S “QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL”
AND YOU MUST HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE. DO NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT CONSUME ANY BEVERAGES OR FOODSTUFFS THAT CAN BE HARMFUL TO YOUR COMPUTER, KEYBOARD OR SCREEN, AS THE SPEW FACTOR MUST BE ASSUMED TO BE STAGGERING (I hope)

( Read on to experience Spew-factor close up )