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Harry Potter and the Quest for the holy Wand 6
SCENE 6
Setting: A large green field in front of the magnificent Hogwarts Castle. The lake is quiet, since the giant squid was invited to his cousins wedding in Loch Ness. The sun is shining and the sky is blue.
[clop clop clop – the company of knights and servants, lead by King Harry ride over the field just below the Castle Hogwarts. The Castle is still hidden from view by the Forbidden Forest]
HERMIONE: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be quaffle-shaped.
HARRY: This new learning amazes me, Sir Hermione…
HERMIONE: Lady Hermione, sir…
HARRY: Ehh… Lady Hermione. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent Evil Lords from resurrecting.
HERMIONE: Oh, certainly, sir.
SIR PERCY: Look, my liege!
[trumpets sound as the company pass the Forbidden Forest and come into full view of the Castle]
HARRY: Hogwarts
SIR OLIVER: Hogwarts!
SIR PERCY: Hogwarts!
SEAMUS: It's only a model.
HARRY: Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Hogwarts!
[In the Great Hall at Hogwarts]
HOGWARTS KNIGHTS: [singing]
We're Knights of the Sortin’ hat.
We dance whene'er we're at’.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Hogwarts.
We eat lots of spam and pumpkintarts.
[dancing]
We're Knights of the Sortin’ hat.
Our spells are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in ol’ Hogwarts.
We sing and run for eighty yeards
[Deep in the Slytherin dungeons – more precisely in a back room of Snape’s office (we all knew it – didn’t we!!)]
PRISONER IN CHAINS ON WALL: [clap clap clap clap]
[In the Great Hall]
KNIGHTS: [tap-dancing]
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we charm our vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life here in Hogwarts
MAN: I have to hex a lot of warts.
[outdoors]
HARRY: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Hogwarts. It is a silly place.
KNIGHTS: Right. Right.
[King Harry and the company of Knights ride on towards new adventures]
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That's it - not long - but nice, since it leads to scene 7, which is VERRA nice and long and interesting in a good way, not boogering or anything, just plain polite and nice. Like your aunt, when she is NOT kissing you.... *smooch* damn!
And the giant squid. Well use your imagination man... (woman...) woman. It's not like it just got up and walked, or flew or wriggled or something. Actually it just pretended to be going, to get away from those pesky Hogwarts Knights who just couldn't stop boogering it.
And the sky was blue...no red...no...*splong* ... aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhh... *thump*
Setting: A large green field in front of the magnificent Hogwarts Castle. The lake is quiet, since the giant squid was invited to his cousins wedding in Loch Ness. The sun is shining and the sky is blue.
[clop clop clop – the company of knights and servants, lead by King Harry ride over the field just below the Castle Hogwarts. The Castle is still hidden from view by the Forbidden Forest]
HERMIONE: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be quaffle-shaped.
HARRY: This new learning amazes me, Sir Hermione…
HERMIONE: Lady Hermione, sir…
HARRY: Ehh… Lady Hermione. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent Evil Lords from resurrecting.
HERMIONE: Oh, certainly, sir.
SIR PERCY: Look, my liege!
[trumpets sound as the company pass the Forbidden Forest and come into full view of the Castle]
HARRY: Hogwarts
SIR OLIVER: Hogwarts!
SIR PERCY: Hogwarts!
SEAMUS: It's only a model.
HARRY: Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Hogwarts!
[In the Great Hall at Hogwarts]
HOGWARTS KNIGHTS: [singing]
We're Knights of the Sortin’ hat.
We dance whene'er we're at’.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Hogwarts.
We eat lots of spam and pumpkintarts.
[dancing]
We're Knights of the Sortin’ hat.
Our spells are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in ol’ Hogwarts.
We sing and run for eighty yeards
[Deep in the Slytherin dungeons – more precisely in a back room of Snape’s office (we all knew it – didn’t we!!)]
PRISONER IN CHAINS ON WALL: [clap clap clap clap]
[In the Great Hall]
KNIGHTS: [tap-dancing]
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we charm our vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life here in Hogwarts
MAN: I have to hex a lot of warts.
[outdoors]
HARRY: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Hogwarts. It is a silly place.
KNIGHTS: Right. Right.
[King Harry and the company of Knights ride on towards new adventures]
***********************************************************
That's it - not long - but nice, since it leads to scene 7, which is VERRA nice and long and interesting in a good way, not boogering or anything, just plain polite and nice. Like your aunt, when she is NOT kissing you.... *smooch* damn!
And the giant squid. Well use your imagination man... (woman...) woman. It's not like it just got up and walked, or flew or wriggled or something. Actually it just pretended to be going, to get away from those pesky Hogwarts Knights who just couldn't stop boogering it.
And the sky was blue...no red...no...*splong* ... aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhh... *thump*